"I took the shell of me racing snail today, but it made him a bit sluggish"
I bought an edible chess set from a shop today, but had to take it back.
Said to the man, "It's stale, mate"
He said, "You sure?"
I said, "Yes, check, mate?"
I love stupid jokes ( 'cus I'm stupid)
Stupid Jokes
- sean brady scooters
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theres many a true word said in jest ..
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Me and the missus went out for a drink last nite and after I had supped a few I said "I love you".Missus said "Is that you or the beer talking?" I said it's me and I'm talking to the beer :fb:
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bought the wife a memory stick ,
WOW it`s great she hasn`t forgotten my beer , dinner or sex once
since the first beating!!!
WOW it`s great she hasn`t forgotten my beer , dinner or sex once
since the first beating!!!
never squat down when wearing spurs !!
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i had a wig made from bum hair but the bloody thing kept blowing off! i love stupid jokes as well lol
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Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
Did you hear about the Nobel prize winning scarecrow? He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the Nobel prize winning scarecrow? He was outstanding in his field.
Enough of this modern italian crap
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.
So the barman gave her one.
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